The Noladar Anthology of Dwarven Poetry

Codex Entry – Books and Songs
Entry Number 209

Installation: Base Installation

The undead exhumed/Borne from the shallowest graves/Mined from the living / –By the Paragon Lynchcar, 7:44 Storm / Do you like fried mush and nug? / I do not like them Mister Klug/I do not like fried mush and nug / Would you eat them on a rug?/If you eat, you’ll get a hug! / I would not eat them on a rug/From you I would not want a hug / Then would you drink them from a jug?/Come on, come on, give them a chug! / I would not drink them from a jug/I’d rather eat a slimy slug / Would you eat them with a bug?/Would you share them with a thug? / I would not share them with a thug/I would not eat them with a bug/Not for a hug/Not on a rug/From a jug/I will not chug/Come on, come on, now mister Klug/Are you on some kind of drug? / Eat them in this hole I dug/Eat them, eat them, don’t just shrug / I’ve had it, had it, Mister Klug!/Down, into that hole you dug/Down with the thug/And the slug/And the bug / –By the Paragon Seuss, 2:12 Glory / Never surrender/Dwarvish blood may be lukewarm/But vital as ore / –By the Paragon Lynchcar, 7:48 Storm / There once was a miner of lyrium,/Whose face looked like a perineum,/The dead got him too,/Not much he could do,/With a face like that he was a shoe-in. / –By the wordsmith Carlol of House Yonoch, 9:11 Dragon

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